Hell, I didn't even try for at least half of it.
...
Tell you what, if anyone manages to get through the whole thing and can answer a pop question when I meet with them next, then I will give said person a cookie.
For serious.
Now, on with the *cough* show!
| The longest not boring survey ever created!! No repeated questions! Easy to read! Created by lil-ana and taken 870 times on Bzoink | |
| I challenge you to take the whole survey!!! muahaha | |
| .:Background check:. | |
| Who gave birth to you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Who is your biological father?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you live with both of your biological parents?: | YOUR MO- Bahaha, that gets old. No, I live with my ecological parents. |
| Do you like your parents?: | They're garburator-friendly. So, yeah :) |
| Do you get along with your parents?: | Yeah. They're my minions. It's great. |
| Does you your parents like you?: | I sure hope so. *wrings necks* |
| What is parents 'race'?: | This questions blows syntactically. But 100 meter dash is the answer. |
| Where were you born?: | Here. |
| What date were you born?: | On a Saturday. |
| Do you have any siblings?: | Unfortunately. :P |
| You are child number: | 38027950. Did I mention my parents were part rabbit? |
| Do you have a large family?: | Stop. Refer to the above question. Look at the number. Now, ask your question again. |
| What is your family like?: | Well, mealtime is murder. |
| :.About you.: | |
| What is your name?: | The all amazing Rio. It's on my birth certificate. Fo sho. |
| Do you have a nickname? If so what is it? and why?: | Yes. The all amazing Rio. Because I'm all and amazing and Rio. |
| How old are you now?: | Older than I was yesterday. *ooo deep* |
| What 'race' are you?: | Hmm... I'd say I'm also a 100 meter dash. |
| How do you look like to you?: | Um. Like a person. |
| What color are your eyes?: | The colour of YOUR FACE. |
| What color is your natural hair?: | The colour of YOUR FACE. |
| Do you dye your hair?: | NEVER. EXCEPT FOR A FEW MONTHS AGO. |
| Do you have a 'style'? If so what is it?: | Indie/punk/emo/awesome to the possum. |
| Are you wealthy or poor?: | Poorthly. |
| Are you single or taken?: | Singly taken. |
| What is your sexual orientation?: | Northeast. |
| Do you have any tatoos?: | I have no "tatoos". I do, however, have a big TATTOO of YOUR MOM. |
| Do you have any piercing?: | PiercingS? Yes. I'm not telling where. >_> |
| Describe your pesonality.: | Pesonality? I'm not sure I have one of those. Is it like a breed of dog? |
| How tall are you?: | Taller than my chair. |
| Whats your weight?: | Heavier than a feather. But lighter than a boulder. |
| What's the most common misconception about you?: | That I'm not awesome. Because I am. It's the truth. |
| .:What is your favorite:. | |
| Food?: | EK MEK. |
| Song?: | BLAH. DON'T ASK ME THIS. EVER. |
| Mood?: | DEPRESSION RAHHH |
| Animal?: | PYGMY MARMOSET!!! RAHHH! |
| Person?: | YOUR MOM |
| Color?: | RAINBOW SPARKLEY |
| Movie?: | THE DEAD POET'S SOCIETY! DAMN STRAIGHT! |
| TV Show?: | BIG BANG THEORY!! RAHHH! |
| Thing to do?: | YOUR MOM! |
| Thing to NOT do?: | YOUR MOM! wait.... |
| :.What are your future goals in life?.: | |
| What do you want to be when you 'grow up'?: | I'LL NEVER GROW UP. I LIVE IN NEVER NEVER LAND. |
| Do you want to get married? Do you have someone in mind?: | Absolutely. Can I marry myself? |
| What age do you plan to be married?: | TOMORROW. WHAT NOW? |
| Do you have kids? How many? What are their names?: | YESH! OVER 9000!!! I FORGET THEIR NAMES, THERE ARE TOO MANY!! |
| Do you want (more) kids? How many?: | Always. It's the rabbit gene. |
| Do you know what would you name if it was a girl? If so what?: | After YOUR MOM. |
| Do you know what would you name if it was a boy? If so what?: | After YOUR MOM. |
| Who would be your dream mate?: | ... YOUR MOM. |
| What is your dream house like?: | SHE'S A BRICK! HOUUUSE!! |
| What is your dream car?: | The one that looks like YOUR MOM. |
| Any goals not mentioned above?: | SCOORRREEE!!! |
| Which goal of yours keeps you alive?: | The one to KEEP BREATHING. It's useful. |
| Do you honestly think you'll accomplish your goals?: | YES. MAYBE. |
| .:Yes, no, sometimes or maybe?:. | |
| Are you on a diet?: | NEVER. |
| Are you happy?: | ALWAYS. |
| Are you at home?: | NOOOO. I LIVE IN THE DUMPSTER! |
| Are you nice?: | NOOOO. |
| Are you understanding?: | YES. Of your FACE! BAHAHA! |
| Are you atractive?: | ABSOLUTELY! |
| Are you athletic?: | NEVER!! |
| Are you caring?: | I'M A FREAKING CARE BEAR!! |
| Are you annoying?: | NOT A CHANCE, BREH! |
| Are you spoiled?: | NOOOOO!! |
| Are you picky?: | BAHAHA!! You know me too well. |
| Are you smart?: | OF COURSE I AM |
| Are you dumb?: | NOOOO! |
| Are you trust worthy?: | OF COURSE! |
| Are you crazy?: | BAHAHAH! No... |
| Are you weird?: | WHEEE!! CARROT MONKEY!! Of course not. |
| Are you romantic?: | LIKE ROMANS. |
| Are you sweet?: | LIKE CANDY. |
| Are you funny?: | LIKE WAYNE BRADY. |
| Are you normal?: | NEVER! |
| Are you popular?: | Absolutely. Not. |
| Are you tall?: | YESH. LIKE A BEANSTALK. |
| Are you skinny?: | MEH. |
| Are you fat?: | NOT ON MY WATCH! |
| Are you muscular?: | YARR!! LIKE POPEYE!! |
| Are you amazing?: | ABSOFRICKENLUTELY!! |
| Are you perfect?: | NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!! |
| Are you talktive?: | NO WAY!!! |
| Are you shy?: | BAHAHA!! |
| Are you responsable?: | HEEE!! |
| Are you mean?: | BLARRR!! |
| Are you addicted to anything? : | CRYSTAL METH!! AND HEROIN!! AND YOUR MOM!! |
| Are you easily influenced?: | BAHHH!! |
| Have you ever had a pet rock? : | ... Well, now we're getting somewhere. YESH! |
| Have you ever wet my bed over the age of 12? : | I am proud to say that I have never wet anyone's bed except my own. |
| Have you ever written a Song?: | YES. |
| Have you ever been in love?: | WHY DO YOU ASK? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SEEM LIKE THE LOSER HERE? EH? LOSER? |
| Have you ever danced in Public?: | No. I just walk around like a robot all day, doing nothing. HELL YES! I DANCED IN PUBLIC TODAY!!! PEOPLE WERE LIKE, WHOA!! |
| Have you ever given a fake smile?: | Story of my life. |
| Have you ever made out in a theater? : | NEVER. |
| Have you ever cut yourself? On purpose?: | FUNNY STORY! I was trying to, erm, ALTER, some sandals, using a knife, but it slipped and there was a HUGE GASH IN MY THUMB OH MY GOD THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! Except there wasn't, and I put a bandaid on and felt better. |
| Have you ever cheated on someone?: | Maybe I need to GO OUT WITH SOMEONE FIRST |
| Have you ever danced in the rain?: | YES |
| Have you ever slept with sobody you definelty shouldn't have? Who? : | YOUR MOM!! |
| Have you ever made yourself throw up? Or tried? : | NO!! BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID! |
| Have you ever been rejected? : | YOUR MOM. |
| Have you ever gotten a broken heart?: | YOUR MOM. |
| Have you ever sent a hate e-mail? : | EVERY DAY |
| Have you ever done illeagal drugs? : | EVERY DAY |
| Have you ever won a race? : | EVERY D- ok, this is getting old. Ask me something interesting. |
| Have you ever failed a grade? : | Really? This is the best you can come up with? And NO!! |
| Have you ever made a website?: | YES |
| Have you ever blew something up? : | YES |
| Have you ever swam in the ocean?: | YES |
| Have you ever swam naked?: | NO. Not with all the HERPES IN THE WATER!! BAHH!! |
| Have you ever broken a law? : | ... mehbeh. |
| Have you ever spread a rumor?: | BAHAHAHA! |
| Have you ever written a short story?: | YES |
| Have you ever licked a 12 volt battery?: | YE- I mean, no. Of course not. Because that's STUPID. |
| Have you ever been on TV?: | YES |
| Have you ever fled the country? : | YES |
| Have you ever had an imaginary friend?: | YES |
| Have you ever stayed out all night? : | YES |
| Have you ever hurt someone physicly? : | YES. Another funny story... actually, this one's just from having a younger brother. Nothing much funny there. |
| Have you ever hurt someone emocionally?: | WHAT IS THAT WORD YOU'RE MAKING MY EYES BLEED |
| Have you ever used a fake id?: | NO. I'm not that FAKE!! I'M FOR REALSIES! |
| Have you ever slept outside? : | YES |
| Have you ever tried to make a friend jealous? : | BAHAHAH!! |
| Have you ever accidently set something on fire? did you get in trouble? : | YES!! AND NO!! MWAHAHAAH!! |
| Have you ever rode a dirt bike?: | YES |
| Have you ever rode a 4 wheeler? : | YES |
| Have you ever got in alot of trouble?: | YES |
| Have you ever stayed out all night?: | YE- You already asked me this question, I swear... |
| Have you ever stolen something?: | NO. I'm not that STUPID. |
| Have you ever made your parents cry? : | BAHAHAHAH!!! THE RABBIT TEARS FUELED THE EVIL IN MY SOULLL |
| Have you ever made out in a movie theater?: | REPEAT QUESTION |
| Have you ever been in love?: | BAHAHAH!! |
| Have you ever had a boy/girlfriend : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: | ALWAYS |
| Have you ever cried your self to sleep?: | ALWAYS |
| Have you had your heart broken?: | BAHAHAH!!! |
| Have you won a trophy?: | BAHAHAH!! |
| Can you whistle?: | *whistles* MWAHAHA! |
| Can you play an instrument?: | ;) MWAHAHA!! |
| Can you touch your nose with your tounge?: | EVERY DAY |
| Can you lick your elbow?: | BAHAHAH |
| Can you speak another languge?: | FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND OTHER LANGUAGES |
| Do you have any health issues? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you shower everyday?: | LIKE A G6 |
| Do you dream? : | OF LATENT THINGS |
| Do you day-dream? : | OF LATENT THINGS |
| Do you wish upon stars? : | STARS OF YOUR MOM |
| Do you pray? Honestly?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you wish you could have someone you can't? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you smoke? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you drink?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you have a celphone?: | I don't have a celphone. I have no idea what a celphone is. I do, however, own a CELLphone, an iPhone in particular. It's sickly awesome. Like me. |
| Do you have your OWN computer?: | MWAHAHA!! INDEED!! |
| Do you have an ipod?: | No. Because I've been living under a rock for the past 10 years. |
| Do you have a pet?: | 2 KITTIES THEY EAT FOOD |
| Do you want a pet?: | I have 2. They eat all the food. That's plenty. |
| Do you see ghosts? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you like were you live? : | ABSOLUTELY. IT'S GHETTO. |
| Do you lie alot?: | HMM. *turns to pet Alot* "Alot, do you lie?" "Hmm, well actually, I have been known to bend the truth on occasion." "How fascinating, Alot. Thank you for your time." Yeah, apparently, Alot lies. |
| Do you like to be alone?: | MWAHAHAH!!! ALL THE TIME!! IT DOESN'T MAKE ME CRAY CRAY OH NO |
| Do you miss anyone?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you think your taller than most people your age? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you like to go out at night? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you eat alot of candy?: | Well, considering Alots are my friends, and I am a vegetarian, and I'm pretty sure Alots are considered living things... I wouldn't eat an Alot made of candy. It would be immorally wrong. |
| Do you love chocolate?: | YES |
| Do you like some body on myspace?: | Myspace... wow... Are people still on that? I thought that thing died with the dinosaurs. |
| Do you have a myspace? : | Absolutely. Not. |
| Do you have any talents? : | SO MANY OH MY GOD LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| Do you like to travel?: | OH MY GOD LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| Do you get lectured alot? : | Well, seeing as I go to university, and I sign up for weekly LECTURES, and I bring my Alot with me everyday, I think I can answer for him in this matter and say, yes, yes, my Alot gets lectured quite frequently. |
| Do you hate it when people copy you?: | Do YOU hate it when people copy YOU? |
| .:Right now:. | |
| Are you alone?: | WAHHH |
| Are hungry?: | WAHHH |
| How are you feeling?: | WAHHH |
| How's life in general?: | WAHHH |
| Is there any noise around you?: | MUSIC IT'S THE SOUND OF MY DEPRESSIONS |
| What are you thinking about right now?: | DEPRESSIONS AND SADNESS AND POO |
| What are you wearing?: | PERVERT |
| What is the weather like? : | LIKE YOUR MOM |
| What is your mood?: | LIKE YOUR MOM |
| What date is it?: | The day you call YOUR MOM |
| What time is it?: | The time you call YOUR MOM |
| What season is it right now?: | The season in which you talk to YOUR MOM |
| Where are you?: | PERVERT |
| Are you having a good day?: | PERVERT |
| :.School.: | |
| Do you like school? Why?: | I do. Because I pay over $7000 a year to go there. |
| What time does school start?: | Whenever I want it to. |
| What's the name of your school?: | *UNDISCLOSED* University. |
| What classes do you take?: | Awesome ones. They're the only ones that can handle me. |
| What grade you are in?: | I'M BEYOND ALL GRADES IMAGINABLE |
| Who's your favorite teacher?: | YOUR MOM |
| Who's your least favorite teacher?: | YOUR MOM |
| What's your favorite subject?: | YOUR MOM |
| What time does school end?: | Whenever I want it to. |
| When will/did you graduate from High School?: | I ALREADY DID!! MWAHAHA! |
| .:Religion:. | |
| What religion you belong to?: | RIO-ANITY |
| What's the name of your church?: | ALL SAINTS OF RIO |
| When do you go to church?: | WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT |
| Do you believe in God/Jesus?: | I BELIEVE THAT I'M JESUS |
| Are you very religious?: | OH MY GOD LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| Do you want to be more religious?: | I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE RELIGIOUS I WOULD EXPLODE LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| Would you... | |
| Ever have an abortion?: | EVERY DAY |
| Go out with somebody of the same sex?: | EVERY DAY |
| Ever give me your number? If so what is it?: | PERVERT |
| Ever tell me your whole name? If so what is it?: | PERVERT |
| Ever tell me exactly where you live? If so where is it?: | PERVERT |
| Tell me your e-mail? Then tell me: | PERVERT |
| Go out with your ex's friend?: | EVERY DAY |
| Kiss your boy/girlfriend with your parents watching?: | EVERY DAY |
| Tease a monkey at the zoo?: | EVERY DAY |
| Shoplift?: | PERVERT |
| Write homosexual in sharpie on the mona lisa?: | ... seriously? THAT'S the best you can come up with? *shakes head* |
| Cry in public?: | PERVERT |
| Cuss in front of family?: | EVERY DAY |
| Run naked in a famous city?: | EVERY DAY |
| Go to the a forest alone?: | EVERY DAY |
| Do surgery on best friend?: | EVERY DAY |
| Go to visit a random person at any prison?: | EVERY DAY |
| Vandalize your school?: | PERVERT |
| Talk behind friends back w/out them ever knowing?: | PERVERT |
| Cheat on a test : | PERVERT |
| Run from the police?: | EVERY DAY |
| Kill yourself for money?: | PERVERT |
| :.Past Relatioships.: (a.n. what's a "relatioship"?) | |
| How many relatioships have you had?: | SO MANY LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| Is that too many or not enough? : | NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH DUDE I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED |
| What are their names?: | ALL THE NAMES IN THE UNIVERSE |
| How many were flings? : | ALL OF THEM |
| How many were serious? : | ALL OF THEM |
| Which one was the shortest? : | ALL OF THEM |
| Which one was the longest? : | ALL OF THEM |
| Regret any relatioship? Who?: | ALL OF THEM |
| How did most start? : | ALWAYS |
| How did most end? : | NEVER |
| Did you kiss in any previous relationship? : | YOU'RE A PERVERT |
| Did you have sex in any previous relationship? : | STOP TRYING TO ASK ME STUFF |
| If not, what was the closet you got to sex? : | YOUR MOM |
| Did you meet any of the parents? : | YOUR MOM |
| If so, did they like you?: | YOUR MOM SURE DID |
| Were you in love with any of them?: | NEVER. LOVE IS FOR NINNIES. LIKE YOU. MWAHAHA |
| Why did it end?: | YOUR MOM |
| Who broke up with who?: | YOUR MOM |
| Were/are you hurt?: | YOUR MOM |
| Did anyone cheat?: | YOUR MOM |
| Ever with the same sex?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you had a long distance relationship?: | YOUR MOM |
| Would you get back with them to save the world?: | YOUR MOM |
| .:Relationship:. (a.n. how is this different from the previous section?) | |
| Are you taken?: | TO MARS. SORRY, BREH. YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE. |
| By a girl or a boy?: | YOUR MOM |
| What is his/her name?: | YOUR MOM |
| How old is him/her?: | YOUR MOM IS OLD LIKE YOUR MOM |
| What is the age difference?: | YOUR MOM |
| Does he/she have a stable family?: | YOUR MOM |
| Is he/she atractive?: | YOUR MOM |
| Was it love at first sight or what?: | YOUR MOM |
| How long did you two know each other before you guys started dating?: | YOUR MOM |
| Who asked who out?: | YOUR MOM |
| How exactly did you or him/her asked him/her or you out?: | YOUR MOM |
| What was the date?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you remember the time you guys became official?: | YOUR MOM |
| When was the first kiss? Was it unexpected?: | YOUR MOM |
| How was the first kiss?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you two held hands?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you like hugging it?: | I'M NOT EVEN COPY/PASTING THIS. I'M HAND-TYPING EVERY SINGLE ANSWER. BTW, YOUR MOM |
| Do you say 'I love you' to each other?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you think you mean it?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you think him/her means it?: | YOUR MOM |
| Are you guys always calling and texting each other?: | YOUR MOM |
| Who calls more?: | YOUR MOM |
| What was the first thing him/her ever said to you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Did either one of you broke up with someone to be with each other? Who?: | YOUR MOM |
| How long has it been?: | SINCE YOU WERE BORN. HO SHIT. WHAT |
| How much more longer do you want it to last?: | YOUR MOM |
| Are you sure it isn't just summer love?: | YOUR MOM |
| How do you know him/her is the one?: | YOUR MOM |
| Does it make you happy?: | YOUR MOM |
| How do you feel when you guys are appart?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever slaped him/her? Did you think it was funny?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you get those butteflies in your stomach when you are around him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you met his/her family?: | YOUR MOM |
| How did you meet them?: | YOUR MOM |
| Are they nice to you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you like them?: | YOUR MOM |
| Are they what you expected them to be?: | THIS IS GETTING TIRING. BTW, YOUR MOM |
| Do they like you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Did it help you find more stuff about it that you didn't know before?: | WHOAA. YOUR MOM |
| Do they treat you right?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do they judge you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you wish they were different?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do they approve of you guys relationship?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have both of your families met?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you wrote him/her a letter?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you made him/her jealous on purpose?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you said something mean to him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you done/said something to him/her that you now regret? What?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you cussed him/her out? Why?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you cheated?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you thoght of breaking up with it?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you guys been broken up before? If so for how long?: | STOP PRYING YOU JERK ASK SOMETHING NEW YOUR MOM |
| Have you cried because you miss him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| How far have you guys gone?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you miss him/her right now?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you care about him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you worry about him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you honestly with all your heart trully love him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you cry for him/her?Do you cry for him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you have anything that belongs to him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Do you smell it?: | YOUR MOM |
| Would you die for him/her?: | YOUR MOM |
| Whould he/she die for you?: | YOUR MOM |
| What does he/she means to you?: | YOUR MOM |
| Is he/she just another boy/girlfriend?: | YOUR MOM |
| .:Randoms:. | |
| If you could change one thing about your life it would be...: | YOUR MOM. BAHAH!! Just kidding. I wouldn't change a thing. I'm awesome. |
| Draw a smiley =D: | Never! D: |
| If you had one hour left to live. What do you do? : | YOUR MOM. Oh man, that seriously never gets old. |
| Your final breath is coming. What do you say in your final breath?: | Get me the oxygen tank. |
| Do you think if you died anyone would miss you?: | Absolutely. Everyone would. If I died, it would tear the very fabric of space and time and everyone would get sucked in to this vortex of freezing air that would suffocate them more with every breath they took. I SHALL NOT DIE. |
| What would you want your friends to remember about you? : | EVERYTHING. I AM A MEMORABLE PERSON. |
| Who do you hate?: | YOUR MOM |
| What was the last word you said?: | YOUR MOM |
| Are you afraid of giving your personal information online? (Should be.): | PERVERT |
| Define what beauty means to you. : | When I LOOK IN A MIRROR!! RAHH!! |
| What is one of your pet peeve. : | When people don't put an "s" at the end of "peeve" |
| Find your perfect place. Describe it. : | MY HAPPY PLACE. IT'S HAPPY. |
| What is the relationship like with your friends? : | AWESOME. WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS? |
| Look into your own eyes for a second. What do you see? : | PURE AWESOME. MY OWN MIND WAS BLOWN |
| Who or what do you live for? : | AWESOMENESS |
| What's your biggest wish? : | TO REMAIN AWESOME FOREVER |
| What's the most important lesson you've learned in your life? : | THAT I AM AWESOME |
| What do you hope for? : | AWESOMENESS |
| What or who would you give up everything for? : | NOBODY!! YOU ALL SUCK |
| What's the best advice you can give the generation of tomorrow? : | Ahem. You all suck. Burn all the Twilight books, burn all the Biebers, burn all the stupid whore/singers. Then come back to me, then we'll talk. |
| What do you fear most?Why?: | I FEAR NOTHING |
| Remind yourself to ________. : | Finish this damned survey. Why is it so long? |
| Any dirty little secrets from the past you've share with no one?: | ONCE I SLEPT WITH AWESOME. TOTES DON'T REGRET IT |
| Share a secret.: | YOUR MOM |
| What angers you most? : | YOUR MOM |
| What saddens you most? : | NOTHING |
| What gladdens you most? : | What the hell is a "gladden"? Like, a furry new lemur? |
| Life is tricky. What's the biggest obstacle you've encountered? : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever experienced any major tragedy? What was it? : | YOUR MOM |
| What's one of the biggest issues you're going through currently? : | YOUR MOM |
| In one word who are you?: | AWESOMETOTHEPOSSUM |
| Which cell phone provider do you have? : | YOUR MOM |
| How many states have you been to?: | YOUR MOM |
| How do you feel about freckles? : | Like a G6 |
| Are you married? : | BAHAHAHA |
| Whats the weirdest thing you've done on an elevator? : | BAHAHAHA |
| Worst thing a teacher did to you? : | BAHAHAHA |
| How many contacts are on your phone? : | SO MANY LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW |
| What's your weight in grams?: | YOUR MOM |
| What are you goin to do for summer?: | PUT AN APOSTROPHE ON YOUR "GOIN" |
| Do people think your crazy? : | ABSOFRICKENLUTELY |
| What is your myspace URL?: | I DON'T HAVE A MYSPACE FOR REASONS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE VERY CLEAR |
| Who's your best friend?: | MY BFF IS MY BFF |
| What's your ring size?: | YOUR MOM |
| What is the most over used phrase?: | YOUR MOM |
| What is the most missed memory?: | YOUR MOM |
| Have you lost something or someone important to you? Who or what?: | YOUR MOM |
| If you could trade places with one person, who would it be and why?: | YOUR MOM |
| What is the one restaurant you eat at way too much?: | YOUR MOM |
| What do you think about most? : | YOUR MOM |
| What are you looking forward to?: | YOUR MOM |
| Ever wished you were dead? Why?: | YOUR MOM |
| Money or love is more imporatant? Why?: | YOUR MOM |
| What is your youngest cousins name? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is your third favorite color? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is the closest thing to you that is purple? : | YOUR MOM |
| What does your desktop background look like? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is the last red drink you drank? : | YOUR MOM |
| What college did/do/want to go to? : | NONE OF THIS COLLEGE BULLSHIT. UNIVERSITY FTW |
| If you were opposite gender what was your name gonna be? : | YOUR MOM |
| How many friends on myspace/facebook do you have? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is the best movie you've seen in the last month? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is the 1st word of the last song you listened to? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do say soda, softdrink, or pop? : | YOUR MOM |
| What color is your wallet? : | YOUR MOM |
| Are your floors mostly wood or carpet? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you have your license? do you speed? : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever done yoga? what's your favorite pose? : | YOUR MOM |
| How old was your mom when she had you? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is a time or day you're looking forward to? : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever shaken from anxiety/nerves? : | YOUR MOM |
| Can you see a calander from where you're sitting? : | YOUR MOM |
| What color is the dry towel for dishes? : | YOUR MOM |
| What's your crushes/bfs middle name? : | YOUR MOM |
| What is the first song on your favorite mixed cd? : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you already gotten a kiss this year '09? : | YOUR MOM |
| Why do you stay up so late? : | YOUR MOM |
| Do you want to marry someone smarter or dumber than you? : | YOUR MOM |
| Have you ever snuck someone in to your house? : | YOUR MOM |
| :.Tell me something before you go.: | |
| Like a quote or something.: | Let me tell you a secret: I stopped trying on this survey a loooong time ago. Here's a tip: don't make it so long. Also, learn to spell. It's a moderately useful skill, and I myself use it everyday. |
| .:The survey:. | |
| What is it fun?: | NO |
| Do you think it was creative?: | NO |
| How long did it take to finish it?: | LONG |
| Were you honest about everything you said?: | NO |
| Was it too long for you?: | LONG |
| Do you think someone would read it ALL?: | NO |
| Do you think someone would copy and do the survey? Who?: | LONG |
| What rating you'd give this survey? 1-10 (10 being the best): | NO |
| Where are you going to post it?: | NO |
| Do you think I am a low-life that has nothing better to do?: | YES. BWAHAHAHA |
| If you do think that way what does it make you by completing the survey?: | Oh, I'm still awesome. I've always been so awesome that I can afford to do pointless surveys once in awhile and remain awesome. |
| Aren't you going to thank me for helping you kill time?: | Oh, you killed it alright. You murdered my evening. Aren't you proud of yourself? Pervert. |
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