Lalala... Sunday night with nothing to do...

Hello kids! I'm bored again, so here's another fun little questionnaire about me.
I tried not to be so mean to the person this time. But it's not as funny :(

Meh, here it is anyway.

50 Questions To Really Get To Know Someone
1) Are you a morning or night person?	It depends. Some mornings I wake up right away, and some mornings I set out to kill. As for nighttime, some nights I'm completely knackered and some nights I could go on for hours. Meh.
2) Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?	I like 'em both, but not the nasty kinds of each one. Like, I don't like licking sweat and stuff like that.
3) Ninjas or pirates?	Ninjas all the way.
4) Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.	BECAUSE NINJAS ARE THE BESTEST!!! And I am one, and I am awesome. So there.
5) Autobots or Decepticons?	AUTOBOTS!!! Optimus Prime is part of my possy. We chill often and drink smoothies. He's a pretty awesome bot.
6) What was your favorite childhood television program?	Apparently it was Barney, but I don't believe that, and prefer to say Zoboomafoo or Paddington Bear.
7) Are you a collector of anything?	I'm a collector of everything.
8) If you could be any animal, what would you be?	Probably something magical, like a griffin or a dragon. Or a pretty unicorn :3
9) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?	Does immortality count? If not, telekinesis.
10) What is usually your first thought when you wake up?	Well, the other morning, after a particularily whackjob dream, it was "wtf?".
11) What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?	I'm gonna lie and say it's nothing.
12) What's your favorite color?	Rainbow. And btw, I'm not gay. *stares daggers at certain people*
13) What's your favorite animal?	Giant Anteater. It's big. It's fuzzy. It's got a tail. It trots. It likes avocado. It's my best friend.
14) Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?	Didn't I already mention that Optimus Prime was my homie? Bahaha, I already answered the question.
15) Do you believe in ghosts?	Sometimes. Only when they say hello.
16) Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?	I was once pretty fond of Guitar Hero. Then I decided that it was cooler to ACTUALLY play the guitar/bass. So I gave it up.
17) You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?	A decent haircut, a pimping computer (yes, even more pimping than the one I have now), and maybe a giant anteater. Oh, and some expensive smoothies.
18) Have any bad habits?	I'm a very messy packrat.
19) Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?	I'm sick of the messiness, and I can't organize everything to perfection in one day, so nothing gets done.
20) List 3 of your best personality traits:	I'm awesome. I'm cool. I like noodles.
21) List 3 of your worst personality traits:	I'm too awesome. I'm too cool. I like noodles too much.
22) Have any celebrity crushes?	Johnny Depp is a given. So is Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr., etc. etc. etc...
23) List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:	I don't like my shoulders.
24) Any tattoos or piercings?	I wish.
25) What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?	Pretty? Yes/No.
26) What personality traits do you look for in a partner?	Honestly, I wouldn't mind someone I could just talk to.
27) What personality traits do you dislike in other people?	Ignorance. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
28) Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?	Unless something absolutely amazing happens, no.
29) Are you mostly a clean or messy person?	Messy. I already answered this.
30) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?	Either somewhere in Europe, or Jasper.
31) If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?	Ireland and Australia.
32) List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:	Knit a blanket. Make a quilt. Break it big with the band. Volunteer in the mountains. Get some spiffin' degrees.
33) Name 1 regret you have:	I opened my mouth one too many times.
34) Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:	Getting in free to places.
35) Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:	I'm an adult? Cool.
36) What's your favorite song of the moment?	N/A. Seriously.
37) What's your favorite song of all time?	Once again, N/A.
38) What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?	Chill out or party it up. And by party I mean chill out with other people.
39) What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?	Have breakfast.
40) Have any hidden talents?	Meh. I flaunt too much.
41) You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?	In the immortal words of Jake Harper, I'd have cereal. Because you'd always either run out of milk or cereal, and you'd have to keep refilling the bowl.
42) What would be your dream job?	Artist/Musician/Interpreter/Teacher/Guide with some other things thrown in.
43) Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?	*sigh* I can't really b/s this one, I suppose true love.
44) If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?	First, I'd want a slap in the face to check that I was awake. Second, I'd ask for a refreshing beverage so I could mull over things. Third, I'd ask for infinite wishes. Bahaha.
45) Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?	Yes. Cos I don't like being a girl.
46) Name 1 thing not many people know about you:	I bought a new bag and it's spiffin'. No one knows cos I just got it.
47) If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?	Honestly, I have no idea. Probably something outrageous.
48) Do you believe in the afterlife?	Sure.
49) On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?	I'm not wearing any pants.
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I'se back!

Bahahaha! I have returned!

And it's not that great.

Too. Hot.

So this is a very short post.

Fun tidbit of the day: it's 5:30 PM. I've already been up more than 12 hours.

Hooraaay. :S

After all the hype... BYE!! :3

Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow, but I don't think I'll be conscious enough to say by then, so I'm doing it now.
Don't know what else to say, except my diet has moved from water and buns to digestive cookies and juice.
Not that I'm complaining. I love digestive cookies and juice.
*sigh*
My heart's just not into posting right now, so peace out for the rest of the week. I will return Saturday. I will try to post on Sunday. I will probably end up posting on Monday.

There. Adios :3

Crap. :S

Ok, turns out, I wasn't feeling as hot as I thought I was. Cos I threw up again. Twice.
Haha. I'm such a loser.

*sigh*

I don't really have much to say here, either.

What? You want an update? Well, if you say so.

I slept. Had some bread. Slept some more. Had some rice. Had some juice. Then I bugged my brother to bring me my laptop so I could update things.

There's my day.

*sigh*

Fan-friggin-tastic, isn't it?

Lookie what I found! >:D

This should be fun... by the way, it's amazing what you can find if you randomly Google "stupid pointless blog surveys". Here we go:

1.) What is your name? Helloooo! The blog's called RIOLAND? The all-amazing-RIO? Jesus Christ, talk about idiocy!

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? I found this one particularly annoying.

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? I'm supposed to know this now? I don't know, maybe some more CD's? Wait, no, DEFINITELY some more CD's. Oh, yeah, and a hovercraft.

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? You think I'm gonna make the effort to actually reach down and look in my pants just to tell you where my underwear came from? Haha. Hah. Hahhhh.

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? Alas, too many. But I could always use more. Mwahahahaha.

6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character? Ahhh... you're making my brain work... I would have to say the one Ashton Kutcher played... Kelso? Haha, he was an idiot. I love it.

7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? Is there now? Well, isn't that interesting. If there was... I suppose I would calmly turn around and invite him to tea. And then gleefully sit back as he wet himself, because mummys have no organs, so the tea would go straight through him. A lovely breakfast tea would be nice...

8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? There are 3 words I would use to describe her, first of all, and all 3 of them are considered the most offensive words in the English language. After using those words numerous times in the most combinations possible, I would proceed to exclaim my frustration with media, pop stars, glamour, etc. and about how f***ing fake she is. Also that she's prissy, stupid and younger than me, and hell, if I had a freakishly rich father, I'D probably be #1 on the charts too, because that's all the media cares about these days : rich parents and Billboard charts.

9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? No. Because it's a fact. Do you constantly think about the fact that the moon revolves around the Earth? I didn't think so.

10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: I have a gun. If you ask me anything about songs, I will shoot you. Right between the eyes. You will die. No one who has asked this question before has ever gotten an answer and lived.

11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? *blinks* You think I'd remember something like that?

12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? If you're trying to plan either of those functions, back off.

13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? F***ing Chuck Norris.

14.) What is your favorite musical? I dunno. I saw Hair and liked it. So I guess that'll be it, until I see something better.

15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? To the sewing machine with an old pair of jeans. I'm not cheap, I'm efficient.

16.) Do you play the Sims 2? I don't play the Sims, period.

17.) Do you think Harry Potter is at all immoral to read? Are you dissing Harry Potter. BACK OFF PAL!!

18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? I like 'em. They're hot. They sing about sex. I like 'em.

19.) What about Coldplay? Their old stuff is good. Viva La Vida can go Viva somewhere else, I hate it now.

20.) Fall Out Boy? They try to hard, but I did find Pete Wentz kinda hot for awhile, until he went and impregnated some chick. Wasn't it like, Ashley Simpson or someone?

21.) Katy Perry? Don't get me started. But now that you have *cough* bastard *cough* she's also FAKE, STUPID and FRUITY, judging by her performance at the Grammy's this year. I can't actually believe I wasted a good part of my life watching that *************************. By the way, I don't normally censor out when I speak, but I can't even begin to describe that show. So I assume it must be censored. Can't be too safe.

22.) How about The All-American Rejects? To be completely honest, I don't even listen to them. So, for these guys, I don't have an opinion. Honestly.

23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? Snuck in? I walked right past the person with a ticket in hand. Three cheers for Fast Pay machines that don't check your age.

24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? I'd rather play with my Wii.

25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Team GO GET A LIFE YOU STUPID PERSON.

26.) Do you know many Emily’s? I know TOO many Emily's.

27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? You saw my comment about Miley Cyrus, right? Now, select that text, Copy and Paste it into this space. Now read it. That's what I think of the Jonas Brothers. Stupid shits.

28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? Noo... And I'm not going camping next week either. I'm just gonna go sit in a tree and eat nuts all day.

29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? We have Girl Guides in Canada Land. Second, having been in Girl Guides for 3 years and having been forced to sell said cookies, I have found that they are not good. They don't taste good, the girls are bitches now and the cookies suck overall. Thank you.

30.) Do you enjoy surveys? I want to kill you.

31.) What do you hear at the moment? My conscience is pleading with my rational brain. It's telling me not to kill you. But right now the irrational part of my brain is winning.

32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? I dunno. I don't have one. Can't judge.

33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? Cos it's fun? Cos it's funny? I don't know, can't judge this one either.

34.) Do you watch the Olympics? Meh. Sometimes. Don't like the hype. Rather watch the Paralympic games. They're worth watching.

35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Like I know. I just shop around until I find something.

36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? Yeah, I do. What? Are you expecting more?

37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? Meh. Don't really care. Does it really make that much of a difference?

38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? Haha. Hah. You think I've had a job.

39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? No. Do I want to go there?

40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? Gay man sex. Totally wasn't expecting it at all.

41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? Hellz yes I do. R.I.P. Billy.

42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? Show or Movie. Cos I pretty much hate all Disney shows.

43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? Haha YES!! I love that movie.

44.) Top five reasons people rank things: There are reasons?

45.) Have you ever gone camping? No, of course not. As I said, I just sit in trees and eat nuts.

46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? The easy math. And the hammers.

47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? Um, FYI, NONE of my friends take these surveys, so I have to scope them out myself, thank you very much.

48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Hmm... the last one I had was good... Brownie Bits and Cherry. Bahahaha.

49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? Somebody tripped on my bass guitar case and I laughed.

50.) What is your current job? If you are applying anywhere, where? Dude, weren't you listening? Job? Pshaw...

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I sometimes feel like a horrible person after taking these stupid things... But it does make me feel better.

Like I say, better to get it out in writing than in killing people :D
Cheers kiddies.

Sick, sick, sick *da da da duh*

^^ That right there is a pretty 'sick' Queens of the Stone Age song. Haha the puns.
Well, the reason for the punnage and the sick references is, yes, I was sick.
And not just the wimpy "oo I have a cold" sick, no I'm talking vomit and fever.
It was gross.
And it was awesome.
I got to sleep SO MUCH, and now I feel FRIGGIN' GREAT! I feel amazing! I feel like a love machine!

Ok, ok, TMI. Whatevs.

Either way, I'm feeling good, just in time for me to go away on a trip. Yes, I'm leaving all the poor sods again for a week.

*hears worldwide sobbage*

Chill peeps, it's just for a bit. Tell ya what, I'll even throw another stupid pointless survey in for y'all.

Bahahahahahaaa... the hunt is on.

See, I keep my promises. Sometimes.

I suppose I just love you guys enough. Well, here it is, a pointless survey, just for all of your entertainment. Hooray.

Pointless Questions...
How long have you had your computer?	Well... Let's see... I've had my fabulous MacBook since November of last year... so 7 years.
Who is in your house right now?	Other than my butler, my manservant, my personal chef and my imaginary friend, just me and my fam.
How long have you been going out with your current girl/boy-friend?	*stops* *re-reads question* Hang on, did you say CURRENT girl/boy-friend? *cough* Hah. Hahaha. Hahh.
What was the last thing you did when you left your room?	I left my room? News to me.
Is your computer located in your room?	Logically, if I haven't left my room, my computer must be in my room, as I am typing upon it's white keyboard at this very moment.
How many square feet is your kitchen?	Everyone I know has feet-shaped feet. So I guess my answer would be none.
Why are you still taking this survey?	You know, it's funny you should ask this question so early in the survey. Usually people wait a good 100 questions before pulling this bad boy out. Honestly, though, I'm bored and I promised my blog readers I'd have a survey up soon. So there.
Which ANSI smiley do you like most: :) :-) ;) ;) xD :P =P => or >8-|	:3 I think this one pwns them all, thank you very much.
Who do you love? and do you think this will change in the next week or so?	I've decided that my fingers hurt too much to answer this in full. So, for the first part, I'm not telling. And it's summer vacation. Nothing's gonna change unless I meet some AMAZING MAN in my voyages to the mountains.
What was the last mean thing you said to someone? Who did you tell it to?	I can't remember. I must be transforming into a nice person. I'm finally emerging from the chrysalis of hurt into the atmosphere as a beautiful butterfly of wonder and happiness. There, eat that you f***ing shit.
How many times did goto the bathroom yesterday?	You think I count these things? Cos I just LOVE to document small, useless points of my day and then recount these FASCINATING adventures to people on the Interweb.
How long has it been since you watched TV?	I don't know. It's been awhile. I just take it one day at a time.
How old is your sister/brother if you have one?	My beastie boy of a brother is younger than I. But due to Interweb privacy, I'm not going to just randomly tell some random person online random facts about my random family.
Is this your computer?	Wow. And here I was, thinking there was no such thing as a stupid question...
Who was the last person to use it other than you?	No one else uses my computer. No one. Never.
What is your sexual orientation(gay, lesbian, bi, or straight)?	North East. With a splash of hetero.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli-pop?	How many lick does it take to get to the center of a penis? Aha! You don't know, do you?
Do you like string cheese?	What the hell is string cheese? I've heard of it, but it can't possibly be the cheese that comes in an aerosol can, can it? Noooo... Please, nooo...
Who is your worst enemy?	Wow, harsh much? I think I'm a little too mature to have an "enemy". I mean, that is actually one of the silliest questions I've ever seen.
-Why do you hate them?	And look! A follow-up to one of the silliest questions I've ever seen! Oh joyous tidings!
Are you a mean person?	I don't think so. I don't know what other people think, though. Would you like me to check? Hang on while I grab my brain-slicing utensils and I'll be with you in a sec.
When was the last time you took a shower?	Uh oh... Now, thaaaat's what I've been forgetting...
Last time you fell over?	Fell over? Seriously? Like, omg I'm a tree watch me fall over? Or like, omg I'm an idiot watch me fall over? I think I fell onto a couch because I tripped on a dog.
How about let someone smack you in the face?	Hahaha. You think I'd let someone smack me in the face. Silly person... silly, silly, silly...
-Did you deserve it?	Oh, these follow-ups are funny. They're all after the questions that apply to absolutely nobody.
-Did you hit them back?	See what I mean?
If you live in a state that has outlawed you from marrying your gender of choice, would you move?	Well, I don't live in a state. Second, I'm straight, so I think I'm good whereever I go. If I were gay, however, I would not move if I was not permitted to marry another gal. I would hunt down the bitches that were preventing a wondrous union and make them change the law. Or I'd do it myself.
How old is your car?	Did you just say I have a car? Hot damn! I had no idea!
If you dont have a car, why dont you?	Aww... ruin the fun why don't you. Answer : I can't drive. Still. Hahaha.
How old is your mother?	Now why the hell do you need to know that?
And your father?	Ditto on the answer.
What about the youngest person related to you?	Dude, specific much?
What is your profession, if any, or what would you like it to be?	I'm professionally awesome.
Did you enjoy this survey?	Shouldn't this be the last question?
Was it better then the other surveys you took?	Actually, no. I've had better surveys.
If someone says hi to you, what would you say back?	I suppose I would say hi. Unless they finished their sentence and said "hi-YA", in which case I'd break out my ninja skills and take them down with the force of a thousand suns.
When someone says bye to you, what would you say back?	Probably something like this : "Peace out my homie brutha, keeps it rilz fo life and don't drown the hizzle, ya dig?" Yeah, something like that...
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